Shanghai Shanghai…
What can I say about Shanghai – it is unlike almost anywhere else in China. Because of the prominence of the port it has a history of foreign trade and therefore foreign people. There is definitely a very international vibe and many a Western face which took a bit of getting used to. So many in fact that the urge you usually get in less tourist-populated zones to say hello to or at least sheepishly acknowledge every foreigner you see on the street subsided after a day or two. The foreignness of it all reminded me of Hong Kong. The view you get from the Bund of the skyscrapers in the Pudong business district is also reminiscent of the view you get from Kowloon looking over to HK island.

The Bund at night

Pudong business district

Surreal event no. 1
Look at the photo below taken in the People’s Park in central Shanghai and guess what you think is going on. (On the signs is written various personal information…sex, age, brief physical description).
I sat pondering this for a while and I came to the conclusion that they were looking for missing people. But no, it’s not people looking to find their lost relatives but a ‘marriage market’ – Shanghai’s answer to Internet dating for parents eager to set up their offspring with an eligible match. Almost none of the signs had photos but they had lots of other information alongside the standard bio: hobbies, likes and dislikes, even salaries. One lady got excited when she caught me looking at a sign and thinking I was German (!?) rushed over saying, “Yes, German, very good, we like German!” I made a hasty retreat. The system obviously works though as there were lots of people scribbling down phone numbers in notebooks to make contact at a later point. And there were lots of potentials to chose from…

Surreal event no. 2
Also in People’s Park – I was approached by a lady who introduced herself as Liz. She had been looking for the English club which traditionally takes place in the park every Sunday and had had no luck in finding it. Every week people get together to have an opportunity to practice their English. I had read about it and was quite intrigued so offered to try and help her track it down. I was expecting it to be a mix of locals and ex-pats but when we finally found it I was pounced upon as I turned out to be the only native speaker! I was suddenly surrounded by a group of very excitable Chinese who were all trying to out-English each other – all talking and asking questions at the same time!! There were quite some characters in the group including one guy who was proudly telling me how much he loved reading Chaucer and seemed a bit disappointed that I didn’t share his enthusiasm! After an hour of trying to answer everyone’s questions I was thankfully rescued by Liz.

Liz and I in People's Park

English club!
Liz basically adopted me for the day. We had the most delicious dumplings I have ever eaten and wandered around the Bund and Nanjing shopping street trying to avoid all the people who sidle up to you with catalogues full of fake Louis Vuitton hoping that you will buy something. She invited me to her home for dinner and so I met her 1-year old daughter, the nanny and the maid! Amazing views of the city from the 27th floor – funny how such a view becomes mundane to dwellers in a sky-scraper city like Shanghai.
On the way back to the metro we went past a market. One minute it was there…the next minute there was a mummer and suddenly the market was gone. I have never seen people move so fast! Whole racks of clothes dismantled and in the back of a van, a stall folded in two and peddled off on a bike. Within a matter of seconds you would never have known that there was a market there at all. Didn’t see any police which is who they were supposedly running from but they were obviously well practiced at this disappearing act!
I met some nice English blokes at the hostel who had come from Osaka on a boat and made me want to jump ship, onto a ship and go to Japan! But that will have to wait a few more months! We explored the Yuyan garden area together and got some foot massages which were good and cheap and especially welcome after my exploits on the great wall!

I also made a Spanish friend at the hostel, Jesus. We spent the next day together wandering around the Expo. I hadn’t intended to go at first but the whole city was Expo crazy – I was brainwashed by the advertising and actually it would have been a shame to miss it. We managed to VIP ourselves into the UK Pavillion with my passport and the Spanish and Finnish pavillions with Jesus’ multi-identity kit! The UK one was impressive from the outside and the ‘seed Cathedral’ as it was known was nice to look at inside but I’ve no idea how a random wax-work figure of David Beckham fitted the theme of ecological awareness!

UK Pavillion
The Spanish pavillion was amazing with Flamenco and a brilliant video installation but then they kind of ruined it the classical cultural vibe at the end with a really, really weird giant baby that had moving facial expressions and was surrounded by a cloud of bubbles at all times! The giant baby was all anyone talked about as soon as Jesus told them he was from Spain! We also visited: Brazil, Cuba (for a cheeky mojito), Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia (my favourite), Malaysia, Holland (pretty sure they were not entirely sober when they put together the design for their pavillion which was utterly weird!), Canada, the South Pacific and China among others!
Shanghai feels like a very new and cosmopolitan city so I thought I should try and seek out at least one old thing and pumped for the Jiang Temple. Unfortunately when I got there it turned out to be a bit of a disappointment as it felt more like a concrete car park disguised as a temple. The Jade Buddha Temple on the other hand was much nicer and more what I had been looking for. A little insense-filled retreat in the middle of the city! There was a slightly crazy calligrapher there though who kept repeating weird phrases at me that he had scribbled down in a note book like ‘no pain, no gain’ and ‘I betray oneself’ which I tried to correct for him but he insisted on repeating his mantra as was. Maybe I should have pointed him in the direction of the English corner in People’s Park!

Concrete car-park temple
Decided I couldn’t come to Shanghai and not visit at least one swanky cocktail bar in some ridiculously tall building. We chose Cloud 9 bar at the Grand Hyatt. They were kind enough to let us in even though we were clearly rif-raf and we had some lovely drinks overlooking the lights of the city by night!

For my last meal in the city before I rushed off to catch the Guilin train I dragged Jesus to a place called Vegetarian Lifestyle which specialised in fake meat. I’ve had fake meat a lot in China and I don’t particulary like it as they try as hard as possible to make tofu or other non-meaty products look and taste like meat! Not so good for those of us who don’t like the flavour or don’t want to see goose-pimples on a fake duck breast! After a good half an hour trying to choose something from the mammoth menu I went for the fake fish just for a change – weird in a fishy kind of way!

Jesus at Vegetarian Lifestyle